Dear Trolley: My Mistress tried to put a GoPro on me so that I could show you my home from my point of view, but I am too small, and it kept sliding off. I looked so silly dragging the camera across the floor, taking pictures of the ceiling! I wanted to show you my eye view of the great new dog bed cover you sent me. I wish your Master had put my picture on the cover instead of that other dog. I know that he can put any picture on if you send it to him, but my mistress forgot to send him one in time.I also wanted to show you how everything looks from inside the “Sleeping Pod” your Master made me. Sometimes I just sleep inside with the door open and other times my Mistress zips me up in it, puts it on her back, and we take a walk. It’s fun to look at everything through the mesh panels when nobody knows I am inside. People just think it’s a great backpack until I forget and bark at one of those “meow” creatures.
March 13, 2016
Dear Never: I want to tell you about dog food. See, I’m a Yorky and Yorkies are supposed to be picky eaters. I am, but it’s also a game. I do really get easily tired of different dog foods, but sometimes, even before I get tired, I pretend I am because then my Master sits on the floor and feeds me with his fingers and praises me when I eat a little bit. It’s fun, and I do it if I feel like I haven’t had enough attention for a while. After a few days of this, I stop, and he goes out to buy another brand for me.
BUT, something just happened. My Master just bought another new dog food brand, “Orijen” that is so good that I am afraid to play my game of not wanting to eat it because I am afraid he might stop giving it to me. This dog treat is so delicious. Its made of 100% pure chicken freeze dried to capture all the nutrients. If he didn’t buy Orijen chicken treats anymore I would be so sad. It’s that delicious. So now I eat it when I am supposed to and no more games. You have to try it too. Just leave my note open on your computer, and I will try to send the link and a picture, and your Mistress will get the idea.