Dear Trolley: My Mistress tried to put a GoPro on me so that I could show you my home from my point of view, but I am too small, and it kept sliding off. I looked so silly dragging the camera across the floor, taking pictures of the ceiling! I wanted to show you my eye view of the great new dog bed cover you sent me. I wish your Master had put my picture on the cover instead of that other dog. I know that he can put any picture on if you send it to him, but my mistress forgot to send him one in time.

I also wanted to show you how everything looks from inside the “Sleeping Pod” your Master made me. Sometimes I just sleep inside with the door open and other times my Mistress zips me up in it, puts it on her back, and we take a walk. It’s fun to look at everything through the mesh panels when nobody knows I am inside. People just think it’s a great backpack until I forget and bark at one of those “meow” creatures.


Dear Never: I want to tell you about dog food. See, I’m a Yorky and Yorkies are supposed to be picky eaters. I am, but it’s also a game. I do really get easily tired of different dog foods, but sometimes, even before I get tired, I pretend I am because then my Master sits on the floor and feeds me with his fingers and praises me when I eat a little bit. It’s fun, and I do it if I feel like I haven’t had enough attention for a while. After a few days of this, I stop, and he goes out to buy another brand for me.

BUT, something just happened. My Master just bought another new dog food brand, “Orijen” that is so good that I am afraid to play my game of not wanting to eat it because I am afraid he might stop giving it to me. This dog treat is so delicious. Its made of 100% pure chicken freeze dried to capture all the nutrients. If he didn’t buy Orijen chicken treats anymore I would be so sad. It’s that delicious. So now I eat it when I am supposed to and no more games. You have to try it too. Just leave my note open on your computer, and I will try to send the link and a picture, and your Mistress will get the idea.